"Like most of the girls in town, she's a real energetic go-getter. And she talks an awful lot, so you'll never be bored. She is known to exaggerate at times, but don't worry about every little detail she says. You're fine so long as you can say something interesting. Her blood type is AB, she's a Virgo, and she's 21 years old. Just feed her some pork skewers, and it'll all be A-OK!"